Sunday, November 9, 2025

Dear Skittles: Sorry for the Trauma

Dear Skittles,

First, I would like to apologize for my dad's regular panic attacks when I eat you. Those are uncalled-for. He just hates it when I eat candy. He loves it when I eat kale meanwhile, which he kinda forces me to eat. 

Also, you're delicious. I love your strawberry flavour, and grape is real good too. 

Sincerely, 

Marci 



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