So about the book I'm writing.

 Yo. 

About the book I'm writing. 

So.

Let's get to it. 

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Books are hard. Memoirs in particular. On my blog I can give you dumb blurbs of the most random things on the planet... but books are different. Books are serious. They get published and famous newspapers are more likely to see them that way. 

Books are easy to procrastinate on. They are hard to get through. You need to hire editors and do publishing nonsense and worry about this and that. For me, I need to find the best stories and make the tone of the output hilarious and entertaining, keeping readers coming back again and again. 

So know that it's going to be hard. It could take years, or it could take a split second. I'd expect years. I pretend it isn't there. I get writer's block when I sit down to craft a new chapter. I plan everything, but it doesn't work out. I can't make any progress on anything at all. 

But I am excited for its release in future years. I'm excited for y'all to pick it up and laugh and cry and feel content and happy and entertained. I'm excited to share my story. 

I know it will take years, so I have settled on a spot in a future year. Not a specific date or month. Just something so you'll know what time period to expect it: Early 2030.

It sounds like a long wait, but time flies, and I'll always be here to entertain you with blog posts so that your patience doesn't half to feel like an exhausting effort of carrying a stinky 800-pound baby across the Sahara Desert while horseflies are chewing on your flesh and snakes are poisoning you. 

So don't worry. 

The path towards it will be fun.