About

"I wonder why I made an About page. 

I think we all do."

That was what my About page used to say. 

It's because I was embarrassed to tell you about myself. Not scared, just embarrassed, like the most judgy Redditors on Earth would come and laugh at it. 

Now, I'm gonna do better than that. I don't want you to see me as a stranger. 

For nearly half a year, I've been blogging about hilarious things. Half a year doesn't feel very long, but sometimes it does, and I think it's a great start. Most of my past blogs (please, PLEASE, PLEEEEEASE do not look at them) I had lost interest in within a week, but if this has been happening for half a year, it's pretty unlikely that I'm gonna stop. That's the good thing about crazy interests. You're too interested for your family to not ship you off to an asylum. (Not that they did. Geez. But if I had to guess, they probably considered it at some point.) 

Somehow the blog has reached thousands of pageviews... with no followers or comments. Then I looked at the stats. ALL OF THE VIEWS WERE FROM BOTS IN SINGAPORE. Bots who don't give an ounce of visible appreciation for anything you do. It used to be something like 84% Singapore, 9% Canada (where I live, and actually have friends who read it rarely), and 6% USA (where I have cousins who read it a lot but don't follow/comment.) Now it's 100% Singapore. I don't even know where Singapore is, but apparently it seems to have a fetish about my blog. Which is fine. At least someone is being a mostly dedicated fan. 

Yes, I'm writing a book!!!! It's called Slightly Quadruple-Hyperactive Wolves and it's getting published in 2030. I'm still writing. And rewriting. It takes a while, but you'll love it, I promise you. And then probably more books are coming, such as, well, unknown and mysterious things! By that I don't mean I'm writing something about ghosts. I mean that we don't know what the books will be yet! In the near future, we probably will, though! 

You have permission to email me on my email that is mainly used for letting fans email me. I'm generally good at responding. And also getting a one-hour lecture from the local healer about not-holding-your-breath-when-you're-checking-your-email. So don't strangle me too much, and I'l probably be fine. That email is marci.cas3@proton.me. 

See you in a dead-worm pond somewhere ;)

~ Marci Case