I am sore from jogging yesterday so I took out my bag of bath salts and took a nice bath.
There were random flower leaves here and there, picked from the Canadian Rockies. I poured in half a bag, which seemed like enough, and I settled in.
The bath felt good.
And then I saw something attached to my leg.
At first I thought it was nothing. There were seeds and leaves, so this was normal. But I looked closer because it's normal to be suspicious about random bath salts.
It appeared to be a tiny dead worm.
I screamed and drained the bath, then set the bug/worm thing on the sink and checked my body for dead worms. None. I checked the leaves and seeds for dead bugs. None.
So I got back into my clothes and went to show my mom the dead worm. I looked at it under a microscope--it had a head and a typical belly, with spikes all over it, typical grub crap.
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| That is a dead worm thing. No crap, y'all. |
It's like those worm salts from the bathhouse in Spirited Away when Lin said to Chihiro that they were supposed to be good for you. So maybe the worm/bug was intentional and I'm just getting super healthy. If so, that's great. No more zero-carb diets, plus those things are already dead anyway.

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