Do you want to hear a story about how I ended up owning the lipstick duck military because of Jeff Bezos? Of course you'd like to hear that story. Here it is.
My uncle's girlfriend Layla bought 200 plastic ducks off of Amazon and let her daughter hide them around her parents' house. She saved 21 of them for me to have. Layla said I could hide them all around the house for people to find, but I have other plans.
The colors seem to be pink, peach orange, yellow, murky pond, light green, blue, and dull purple. At least, those are my names.
I lined them all up in rainbow order.
I noticed that, for some reason, the ducks are wearing lipstick. It's not applied very well, but they're all wearing it for some reason. Unless it's supposed to be the bill, which is really crappy in my opinion. Duck bills aren't red. They're kind of orange, or black, or green. Okay, I guess it sort of depends on the duck, but next time just try making it less lipstickesque, okay?
But I can line them up sooooo well. Like the military. The lipstick duck military. I should just leave it to my lipstick ducks to take over Antarctica.
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