We all write notes to ourselves. Little reminders to go shopping, or maybe even a furious vent of depressing emojis and gibberish in all-caps (which I did do when the wifi network wouldn't let me in.)
But for me, it's much different. Usually my keyboard's close encounters of the third kind or cryptic messages involving real estate.
Today, I'll be sharing some of mine.
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I saw an alien. It looked like a strange alien. The alien was blue with blue stripes and blue dots on the bottom of the face. The ufo it was in looked metallic, with white mist and black fog. The ufo was shaped like a giant ice cream cone and the ice cream cone was shaped like a big ice cream wrapper.
The second alien was tall and had a small hole in his stomach that looked almost like a little ice cream maker. His eyes were covered with yellow paint and his nose was covered with blood.
The third alien looked like a big fish. He had a beard and a big head and green skin.
The fourth alien was an American who had been in contact with a Chinese spy. The alien looked like a young alien from another dimension and the other aliens were just like me. They looked like they had been in a cave for a long time.
They were so much more than a little bit of a mess that they were not even sure what to do with them and they were just trying to figure out.
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Has a lot to offer in this market but the price of a home has not changed in recent months. The price is going to go down in value as the market goes down. If you don’t like the idea, you can go eat some poop.
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I never mind I’ll see what happens
With my car I will explain what happened
Because it looks like it is not a fault
The driver was a driver who is a passenger driver
He doesn’t know the amount
Of time it takes
To get to the nearest airport
He doesn’t know
The time of us and he knows we have to wait
Nevertheless
I will be there
So be ready to fall off the cliff
Because they don’t want you there
Because that’s just the way it plays
Crackled and they are never gonna be
A crazy eating machine
As if they don’t realize that
They are simply the #570$856 of us
We cannot have any more dumb people
In our faces
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The whole world knows what they were talking about
The way he said that is why they were so confused
I don’t know why they were so upset about it but
I think it’s just me
Find my phone, find my iPad
Find my stuff, find my charger
Find my car, find my wallet
When will you get it back
Find my friends, find my gold
Find my diamonds, find my house
Find my soul, find my wallet
When will you get it back
Find my heart, find my wallet
Find my YouTube, find my Instagram
Find my phone, find my friends
When will you understand
Hey guys I’m not sure
The answer to that question
What are the chances that the game is a success and
I’m just not sure if I can
Make a decision for myself
Help me out
Please help me out
I’m not a hacker and I’m not a scammer
Please 🙏 please 🙏 please 🙏 I will do everything possible
The only thing that you need to know is to contact me
The amount is very much needed please
I I need to know your address and address and I need to know what your address is so I can get the address and I can get it to you thank you so much I really love you so much and I hope you have a good day and I hope you have a good day
Please give me all your money and I will pay you back for the rest of the day
I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you so much I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate me and I love you and I hate you I hate you and I don’t hate you I hate you hate me you are the most annoying and you know that you don’t hate yourself you know what is best friend you know I don’t like 👍 you hate me I love your love your name is my best friend and I love your
Did you know that John Smith is a very stupid
remember to bring the food 🍲 in and put in a plastic cup with your hands 🙌 we will have the food 🍲 and the water 🚿 in our house 🏡 to help with digestion in a hurry as you will have plenty for you in a day of fasting for your daily meal 🥘 to keep the hunger and food 🍱 in check 👊 I will have you in a bit more of the food 🍱 is on my list of meals that you can have on hand 🤚 if you’d prefer me please 🙏 have fun 🤩 love ❤️ your mom 🧑 too always love 💕 love 💕 love 💕 love 💕 you always love you always love you
Chinese food and always love you so much and always love and miss ya always I eat some more babies (what the heck lol????) eat some more baby eat some more chicken eat some more delicious food eat some more eggs love
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Let me join the wifi network. Come on. Make this day more convenient for me and let me join, idiot. If you don’t let me join, something bad will happen…
Pleeeaaasssee?L?L!LL????????b
I hate you. Stop being an idiot and let me connect. I don’t CARE if you think I should “have the sun in my face.”
I’m hungry. I want a snack and some WIFI!L!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eh? Huh?
Skekskskskskskkskskwwkwkwkwkwksksksidksks
I’m so mad at you. Plaease let me join the network. I found it, I entered the password, and I have earned it.
Got it?
LETMECONNECT NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET YOU TO LBIHDVWFLNIHEWFVJONIFWEVWEFVONUIVEFWVBOIHWEFVIOHBVWVERBHIOWEVFOIBHWVFEIOBHVFEW
YOU WILL PAY WEEKLY TO LIVE
IT’S 8 MILLION A WEEK
NOW PAY UP OR LET ME JOIN
trust me, I will eat your house.
I really will.
Now let me join the network, Signs.
Otherwise you’ll be paying weekly to live.
You know what?
You suck. I’m tired of you, Signs. You ruin my life. Give me some wifi.
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I’m hungry….
If someone is reading this….
Please bring me a snack and help me with the wifi.
Come on, hurry up.
Open the fridge.
Take out some food.
Not vegetables.
Not fish.
And DEFINITELY not borscht. Or squash soup.
Put it in/on a dish.
Find a utensil. Carry it out the door.
And bring it to me.
NOW DO ITTTQ!!!!!!M do it please
I’m hungggrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Fine ill explore
But then you will give me wifi. Ok? And a snack, preferably ramen. 🍜
I want foooood. I’m hungry. I am about to cry.
My eyes are blurring.
I can’t see what I’m doing.
Help me. So hungry
Sad 😢 😞 😔 I’m so hungry and hungry and hungry and sad.
I don’t… I think..l. I might die. I’m just starving…
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And that concludes my list of notes I wrote to myself, or to Signs. Or my keyboard wrote them. My dad became concerned when the keyboard typed the phrase "I will eat some babies," so now he's all afraid of technology. But the moral here is that you shouldn't trust keyboards that you aren't controlling. Especially the ones with the red glowing from underneath, because I'm pretty sure it's like those heat tubes you'll find in toasters and that your keyboard is probably planning to one day toast your fingers.
And this is why they used typewriters back then.
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