Friday, January 16, 2026

That's Why I Don't Use Tiktok

 Today my dad showed me a rap video about Trump getting Greenland. AI, of course, but funny. He was skating. And riding a polar bear. 

Then he showed me this TikTok video someone had sent him. This  guy's vlog. Something about politics? I forget the exact news. 

Without warning, the video was swiped to the side. 

A woman stood in front of a futuristic-looking machine with rainbow LED lights at a theme park. There was a small hole in it. Her friends chanted, "THREE, TWO, ONE!" And then the woman put her head into the hole in the machine. A pair of... arms? Tongs? Grabbed her head. She screamed. Her head was further inside now. Then, the machine basically attacked her with steam. Then dad turned it off. 

I don't know what that thing is, though. Wait, lemme check Google. 

Apparently it's Takasago Something Mist. I don't know. I don't get it. Google isn't very helpful. 


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