Saturday, December 20, 2025

You Can't Travel More Than 5 kilometers Away (Unless You Want To Get In A Car Accident)

(This isn't a real post because it's so short, but I just wanted to let you know about the subtracted fun. Crap. I could've earned money at that concert for playing. And I would have been the reindeer at the parade and Ariel would have to be an embarrassing elf. Ha, ha.) 


I'm really depressed today because I had to cancel the parade and the concert. All my friends get to go, but I don't because my parents are afraid we'll get in a car accident. So, I guess some idiot is preventing me from travelling more than 5 kilometers from my home? Crap. If I find out who they are, they are dead. 


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