Sunday, December 21, 2025

Was It Me Or That Other Guy?

I was at a bookstore in Victoria, BC last winter, and I was looking for Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half. So I went to ask this guy who was working there. He was sitting on a computer, and I assumed he was the Keeper Of Tomes or the Lord of Books or something like that. 

ME: Yo. 

GUY: Hi. Are you looking for something?

ME: Yeah, I'm looking for... Hyper-bowl-ee...and a Half... by Allie Brosh. 

The guy started to type it in, but there was a problem. He typed Hyperbully, and that was when I realized one of us was insane. 

ME: Oh, not Hyperbully. I mean--

GUY: --ohhh. Hyperbole. 

ME: Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Yep. That's it.  

I also noticed that I'd been pronouncing "Hyperbole" wrong my whole life. 

GUY: Oof... looks like we won't have it in stock for another week. Can you wait until then?

ME: What? Of course not. I'm leaving in four days. 

GUY: Well, that kind of sounds like a personal problem to me...

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