Saturday, December 13, 2025

Glitterely makeup.

 Alright, so I've got a brand new word for y'all: Glitterely. I was putting on my winter crap to go outside today and then I was talking about the really bad all-girls party and how much makeup they had put on there. I remember Ariel had put so much makeup on Izzy's face, it looked like Izzy had dived headfirst into ancient Egyptian mummy dust with extra glitter. Then I was going all around the basement, pulling on my snowpants and explaining how Izzy's face was literally glittery, but then it came out as glitterely, and that was the moment I realized I had invented a new word. 

I could finally explain it. 

Izzy's face was glitterely. 

It was pretty awesome, and then I remembered the dress she wore when we played our winter concert. It was knee length and the skirt was super tight, and the dress was dark blue and it was just so, so glitterely. Izzy paired it with a pair of black three-inch heels. I've always wanted three-inch heels, but all I have are one-inch heels, and all of them are really crappy in quality. Her's were like the one's Scully wears for monster chasing. Mine are like angry baby skunks that were yanked out of a landfill. 

No comments:

Post a Comment

Infinite Dust

 Today I was sweeping the stairs and thought, "How much dust could possibly regenerate itself on my stairs?" The thought pricked a...