Cheeseouts

 "Why buy expensive gym equipment when you could just use a large block of cheese?" 

The idea first came to me at a regional district office next to the airport, where I got a couple pounds of old cheddar, permission to use the whiteboard, and a pamphlet on the benefits of recycling used oil. 

I started by sitting on a table and reading the oil pamphlet. I have to admit, used oil is pretty good when it comes to recycling it. Like, you can use the old filters to make rebar, which I used a lot during the construction of the root cellar.

 Anyway. When I finished the pamphlet, I decided to do some bicep curls with the block of cheese. That was when the idea hit me. 

Instead of buying expensive weights, how about you lift a big, heavy block of Old Cheddar? I was so excited I just picked up the marker and started scribbling ideas:

In case you can't read my terrible printing, here's a transcript:

It's a new kind of workout!!

>CHEESE-OUT<

Using a block of cheese!

~The moves~

Cheese curls! --- Cheese-ups! --- and even... --- jav-a-cheese! 

Get your CHEESY STRENGTH today! www.cheesystrong.ca 

"Who needs fancy gym equipment when you can just use a block of cheese?"

-Marci Case, founder of CheesyStrong 

Stay cheesy!

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I know. I'm a genius, right?