Friday, February 13, 2026

HELLO MARCI. I AM MARCI. Part 2

 I started writing more ridiculous notes in a notebook so they'll be there forever. Welcome to Part 2. 

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Dad was trying to send an email to Suzie. It autocorrected to "Hi sweetie" which just seems like autocorrect's bigamy. He re-typed it, and it autocorrected to "Hi Suuy" as if she were Chinese food. 

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Someone on Reddit wanted to name their kid Heist. People in the comments suggested Robbery as a middle name. 

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Mom found the Ferret Lovers Society of Atlantic Canada. Basically they rescue baby ferrets, and give them new homes. Dang it. Now I want to adopt a baby ferret. 

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That's what happens when you scrawl out confused notes at 3 a.m. and hope you'll understand in the morning. It's a cool thing many of us do. 


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